[as they leave the beach, stepping through the threshold into lush curtains of greenery, travis muses aloud--] Dude, imagine how cool it'd be to fight a dinosaur though. Provided you lived to tell the tale.
[greg. gregory. mr. hirsch. your babbling is contagious. travis screws his face up into an expression of distaste-- he's gotten more than his fill of talking like a visual novel character for the last, like, ever, so now that he's caught himself, he's cutting himself off before he starts monologuing stupidly about how long the age of dinosaurs is compared to humans or something.
ANYWAY. he casts a glance over his shoulder at greg, just to make sure he hasn't tripped and eaten shit on a vine yet.]
Yeah! The stick thing kinda works, but you gotta get kindling and stuff first. I did a lot of outdoorsy shit a couple years back, 'cause I was traveling... lotta campfires. [HE'S BULLSHITTING. HE HAD LIGHTER FLUID ON HIM ALMOST ALL THOSE TIMES. THIS MAN IS A CITY SLICKER!!!] We'll figure it out.
[watch them descend into smacking rocks together like cavemen.]
travis 'fuck racism' touchdown
[greg. gregory. mr. hirsch. your babbling is contagious. travis screws his face up into an expression of distaste-- he's gotten more than his fill of talking like a visual novel character for the last, like, ever, so now that he's caught himself, he's cutting himself off before he starts monologuing stupidly about how long the age of dinosaurs is compared to humans or something.
ANYWAY. he casts a glance over his shoulder at greg, just to make sure he hasn't tripped and eaten shit on a vine yet.]
Yeah! The stick thing kinda works, but you gotta get kindling and stuff first. I did a lot of outdoorsy shit a couple years back, 'cause I was traveling... lotta campfires. [HE'S BULLSHITTING. HE HAD LIGHTER FLUID ON HIM ALMOST ALL THOSE TIMES. THIS MAN IS A CITY SLICKER!!!] We'll figure it out.
[watch them descend into smacking rocks together like cavemen.]