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POLYMYTHOS: TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME


Ⅰ. ARRIVAL
You can read all about your character's arrival in the game lore.
The island you find yourself on is a tropical paradise. The hair is heavy and humid, and a thick flowering jungle encroaches on the white sandy beach. As far as mysterious islands go, it could be a lot worse! Maybe there’s a bar with some Mai Tais set up here somewhere…

As you walk towards the jungle you become aware that something is moving in the bushes. Some sort of animal, probably - maybe your mind goes to jaguars, or monkeys. What comes running out onto the beach, though, is not remotely mammalian: it’s a dinosaur.

Just a little one - it’s about the size of a small dog, running along on its hind legs. Aww, he’s kinda cute if you ignore the sharp teeth and claws! Lucky for you it’s busy chasing something else and soon darts back into the bush unless you do something to grab its attention.

Listen closely and you’ll find that sometimes you can hear sounds that are distinctly mechanical. Whatever this place is, it at least sounds like it’s inhabited by something possessing intelligence. You could definitely go and find out. Just be careful!

Or maybe you think, hey, I’ve seen this movie, I’m staying on the beach! You could, but unless you’re good at diving for fish you might have a hard time finding food.

Notes:
1. Please remember to mark threads appropriately with Content Warnings when necessary.

2. These prompts are a jumping off point - how they affect your character and their development is up to you.

3. The people on the island are normal humans unless otherwise indicated. The dinosaurs are animals and can be killed. I mean, good luck with that, but.

4. Have fun!



Ⅱ. CRETACEOUS PARK
CW: Dinosaurs! Violence, possibly against dinosaurs!
The jungle is thick and it takes a lot of effort to move through it. You’ll have to crawl under vines, climb over felled trees, and just generally pay a lot of attention to your surroundings. This is the sort of situation where having someone with you certainly makes things easier. Occasionally you will hear animals calling, and you’re bound to see some of them eventually. Maybe you’ll luck out and spot a herbivore like one of the armoured dinosaurs, just chewing on plants and not likely to attack you unless you piss it off. Maybe you spot something about your size with a decidedly less vegetarian diet and you have to decide between hiding or trying to scare it off.

Eventually in your wanderings you come across an unusual sight: a dirt road. It cuts its way through the trees and ferns, and to the south you can hear what is probably a familiar sound: engines. And shouting.

It’s getting closer.

Suddenly there are cars and motorcycles rushing down the road toward you - try not to get hit! One of the cars slows and a guy with a ragged blonde beard hangs out and tells you to get in the back. At close to the same time a truck slows and another guy tells you to climb aboard and grab a gun.

Why would you need a gun? The answer presents itself almost immediately: big daddy T-Rex is stomping its way down the road towards you.

You can escape with the first car, or pitch in and try to shoot the dinosaur with the second. Or you could try and prevent them from hurting the animal entirely, or just run off into the jungle by yourself. Better decide quickly, though. That T-Rex looks hungry.

Notes:
1. You determine your level of dino encounter! And what kind - nobody is going to get on your ass if you pick one from the Jurassic period instead of the Cretaceous. It’s a magic island for crying out loud.



Ⅲ. SETTLEMENT
CW: Kidnapping.
Whether you throw in with the humans or maybe stumble upon it by accident, you wind up at their encampment . It’s definitely the safest place to be - there are high walls around a series of small buildings mostly cobbled together from wood and tin. But there’s cots, and food. Outside the perimeter wall are tripwires and very basic motion sensors that will alert the settlement if any sizable animals are prowling around.

You’re informed that mostly the dinosaurs leave the camp alone - too much effort for not enough food.

While you’ll be welcomed the first night, as soon as morning rolls around it will be made abundantly clear that you’re going to be expected to pull your weight. Pitch in with the cooking or cleaning, or if you have some mechanical skill you can help fix up some of the rattling vehicles parked around.

From what you can gather, this is just one of a few different settlements on the island. Some of the others have small farms, and if you can drive you will be asked if you’d mind running over a delivery to one of these.

Agree, and you’ll be handed the keys to what sure looks like a 1970s era Cadillac. The mulleted gentleman who has asked this favour of you hands you a piece of paper upon which a small map is drawn, along with written directions. A note at the bottom reads, “don’t look in the tunk.” You think he means ‘trunk.’

“Package is in the trunk,” this gentleman confirms. “Don’t open it, sunlight’ll mess it all up.”

With that he sends you on your merry way. Best to take along a buddy for safety!

Partway through your journey you will come to realise that whatever is in the trunk is making a banging noise. You can ignore it and keep driving, passing the keys off to the people at the farming settlement, or you can pull over and investigate.

If you choose the second option, you’ll find that your ‘package’ is a person. Not a human one - this person has scales and huge, bulging eyes above small nostrils. They’re bound hand and foot and gagged, staring up at you with terror.

Well, jeez. Now what?

Notes:
1. If you open the trunk and discover the Crazy Frog-esque figure within you can continue on to the settlement and deliver him as promised. If you choose the former, the people at both settlements will be angry and turn on you unless you can spin a very convincing lie about your prisoner escaping.

2. If you choose to free your froggy friend, they will indicate that you should follow them through the jungle to their home.

3. If you skip the delivery mission, you can still stay at the camp. It’s very bare bones, but there’s food and cots and bathrooms at least.



Ⅳ. REPTILIANS
Whether it’s because you’re led there, or because you find it by accident, you find yourself in a village - the houses are smooth stone, curving elegantly under sprawling vines and beautiful blooming flowers.

Upon your arrival several humanoid lizard people emerge from their homes and watch you, silent. One of them, stooped and wizened with age, moves to stand directly in front of you. When they speak, you realise that you can’t hear them with your ears; they communicate through telepathy.

You are welcome to stay in our village if you pass our Test of Bravery.

You’re half expecting that they’ll make you fight a velociraptor or something, but no - this village elder leads you and your companion both to the center of the village where there are several large flat stones ringed around one much larger stone. You’re both instructed to sit. More of the reptilian people approach, watching you.

Tell us a story of your bravery, the elder tells you.

You’ll have to dig into your memories to find a moment where you think you acted bravely, and then you’ll have to tell everyone assembled about it. You might be tempted to embellish a little bit, or to outright lie.

But if you do…

The moment you start fudging the truth, a different memory will play out just above the large center stone like a hologram. This memory paints you much more poorly: it's one of your most cowardly moments. Definitely not what you wanted to share with a village full of people.

When either your story or your memory is finished, the village elder will look at you with their strange eyes and pronounce whether or not you’re allowed to stay.

Notes:
1. Whether or not you are allowed to stay is not based entirely on how brave you were - how you react to having to share (willingly or not) these stories also plays a part. For example, if you ran away from a fight but in the present you don’t try to justify it with bullshit reasons, you will still be invited to stay.

2. The Reptilian village is a blend of nature and advanced technology. Frankly, it’s a nicer place to stay than the human settlements. They have a lot more creature comforts, like nice deep baths and soft beds.



Greetings, prospective Travelers! Welcome to the POLYMYTHOS test drive meme and thank you for your interest in our game! We invite you to use this TDM to explore but one of many, many islands within the Endless Isles; use it as an opportunity to introduce and familiarize yourself with the game, form connections with other characters, and just have some fun. (Perhaps while also getting some solid samples together for your application! Apps are always open!)

Use the prompts provided below as-is or feel free to write your own set within the environment detailed in each. You're even welcome to access the network via your character's ScryWatch. While there will be some inevitable changes, TDMs may count as game canon and some islands may be revisited in the future. Be mindful of your surroundings -- you never know how you and your fellow Travelers might affect this place in the long run.



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puntificates: (herbskillz-tlou-ellie-29)

[personal profile] puntificates 2022-01-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah, it's totally a New Englander thing, don't even worry about it!

Ellie's blowing some hair out of her face as she watches Frog Guy eagerly bouncing ahead of them, occasionally looking over his shoulder to make sure his guests are hot on his heels. ]


Yeah? Is it packed over there? [ that seems surprising to her, and she's giving Peter a curious look. ] You don't strike me as the military type, so... civilian? What do you aside from nerd out about dinosaurs?
threeterparker: (128)

[personal profile] threeterparker 2022-01-23 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Peter steps forward to hold some low-hanging branches out of Ellie's way, so she can pass without having to duck or get hit in the face. The look she's giving him confuses him, as does her statement about him not being military. Why would that be her first assumption? ]

Uh, no. I'm a, um, photographer. [ That's how he pays the bills, anyway, even if it's not how he spends the majority of his time. ] I can nerd out about anything... Science, mostly. Biology, genetics, engineering.
puntificates: (C0KklCD)

[personal profile] puntificates 2022-01-23 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow, what a gentleman? too bad the gesture seems to go right over her head since she's used to someone doing that sort of thing for her on the regular. man, Peter's chivalry will get the recognition it deserves one day. ]

A photographer. [ she says this like he just told her he's a unicorn or something. ] You get paid for that? For real? You're shitting me, right.

[ also that is a LOT of nerding. dude. ] Damn, the New York QZ sounds waaaay cooler than Boston's... what's the deal?
antifungi: (☒)

he's doing His Best

[personal profile] antifungi 2022-01-23 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe a few months ago - a few months back home, anyway - he wouldn't have bothered. Wouldn't have thought of it, even. He'd still have wondered where she was or what happened to her, sure, but a part of him might've been relieved, too, to not have to wear that burden around, anymore.

It's been a while, though, since he's thought of her like that, just an unnecessarily complicated job he was somehow unlucky enough to end up saddled with. Now it's more relief that she's here, and all the rest of those Home things are somewhere else, for a little while.

He watches her toy with the laces on her sneakers for a moment, expecting the obvious comeback or some teasing jab, at least. When none comes, though, he lets that silence unspool a little longer, not exactly awkward or uncomfortable, even if he does eventually break it with the scoff of clearing his throat. But if she's not going to kill the tension with some kind of humor, looks like it's unfortunately on him. ]


Well, there was a little more to it, but I can always save the rest for next Christmas. [ If just a pair of shoes has got her so overwhelmed. ​]
puntificates: (y7uwDjo)

making ellie happy but they're both too Awkward to acknowledge it 🤫

[personal profile] puntificates 2022-01-23 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ to his credit, she really likes shoes.

but Ellie's play-punching his arm, seemingly recovered from this bout of Feelings (gross, gross, she knows he's allergic); sometimes a girl just likes realizing the guy who trekked cross country with her gives a shit, y'know? after how shitty this past winter was, even the small wins are enough to put some serious wind in her sails. ]


As if. You have to get me something real good for Christmas. Like... a puppy? [ a completely reasonable request. ] Or maybe you could tame one of these dinosaurs. I could be convinced to accept that as good enough, if you catch me in the right mood.

[ but despite ribbing on him, she's looking at him expectantly (because there's more, right?), while also already leaning over to change the generic, not-great-for-jungle-exploring shoes she ease given for her brand new pair of sneaks.

yeah, guess she's easy to please. ]
antifungi: (11)

neither of them even knows the meaning of the word tbh

[personal profile] antifungi 2022-01-23 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ He lets out a huff of breath as he leans away from her punch (as if there's some kind of force behind it), and digs back into his pack. ]

The dinosaur's tempting. At least if we got you one big enough to ride, I wouldn't have to listen to you complain about your sore feet every half mile.

[ Totally worth domesticating a parasaur.

But even Joel knows you can't get a kid just clothes for a gift. Even one who's never had any but the sorry old hand-me-downs and scrounged up leftovers the military saw fit to hand out. It isn't much, of course (shopping like some goddamn civilized human being was overwhelming enough at times, let alone trying to navigate, say, the young adult section of a fully stocked bookstore on what amounts to another planet). But at least she won't have to lament the loss of her terrible jokes for too long.

There's a fresh book of surely unforgettably awful puns on top of the small bundle he hands her, a tin of fancy-looking colored pencils (at least by Joel's estimation) beneath it. He probably should've gotten her a new journal to go along with them, thinking on it now, but he'd been thinking then the only way he'd see her again was figuring out how to get back home. Not just running into her out of the blue here. ]


Think this'll do in the meantime?
puntificates: (ZcJBHA3)

if he keeps Doing His Best that might change at this rate 😌 ; 1/2

[personal profile] puntificates 2022-01-23 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ she makes a decidedly indignant scoffing sound at his quip - listen here, mister, it isn't every half mile. ...it's at least three quarters.

but he saves himself the trouble by rifling through his pack to produce what's far better than some clothes (though admittedly, new clothes that haven't been passed through God knows how many hands are pretty novel a gift). the pun book comes out, and Joel might not have to look at her to feel the way she's staring at him. ]


...No fucking way. Joel?!

[ she's yanking it right out of his hands as if to secure it in her possession before he can think better of it, hugging it to her chest possessively and shooting him a look of faux scandalization. ] Seriously?? I see how it is. You give me sooo much shit about my jokes, and then you deliver me your own undoing? I knew it, you totally loved the puns the whole time.
puntificates: (wvZq7LK)

2/2

[personal profile] puntificates 2022-01-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ at least she has the grace(??? questionable) to take the tin of colored pencils with less, uh. violent eagerness, though no less appreciation. the pun book is still cradled to her chest with her other arm as she turns the tin over with her free hand, and it's clear he did a Good Job. ]

Geez... ah, man. [ there's an earnest smile as she taps the tin against her leg. ] Wish I had my journal for these bad boys... they're-- awesome.

[ and there's some gratitude in order for the gift of stuff, for sure. naturally, just coming out and saying 'thanks' like normal people do is like, not even on the table, so: ]

Hey. How do plants tell someone 'thanks'?

[ wait for it... ]

Thank shallot.
Edited (one day i won't typo. it isn't today, but one day) 2022-01-23 06:42 (UTC)
dothelokimotion: (Time itself doesn’t work)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2022-01-23 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
That does not make me less of a myth. Once you're gone, I imagine I will seem like nothing more like a dream.

[ something to be forgotten. a footnote in the fabric of greater stories. ]
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-01-24 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
A dinosaur? David groans. He has made a mistake.

"I didn't sign up to go to the Savage Land," he grumbled as he rose and went to see Peter. "I'm not cooking it."
threeterparker: (198)

[personal profile] threeterparker 2022-01-24 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Why a dream? Why not a memory?

[ Peter has no reason to believe he won't sell think of the things he's encountering here as real. Does Loki know something he doesn't? ]
threeterparker: (251)

[personal profile] threeterparker 2022-01-24 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
"No, gah—! No! Can you imagine?" Peter absolutely doesn't want to eat the small dinosaur. He wants to photograph it, but he doesn't have his camera.

He does a double take as David approaches. "What's the Savage Land?"
dothelokimotion: (The concept of transitioning)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2022-01-24 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
That seems a little bold to assume.
threeterparker: (153 🕸️)

[personal profile] threeterparker 2022-01-24 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Bold? To assume that I'm going to remember you? Why, is there some kind of powerful god magic that's supposed to make people forget they've ever met you?
dothelokimotion: (That is the self we imagined we were)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2022-01-24 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a tinge sardonically. ]

We've only just met.
threeterparker: (252)

[personal profile] threeterparker 2022-01-24 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Peter laughs somewhat incredulously. ]

Okay, sure, but I've met a lot of people, and I still remember them? Like Sal, who owns the bodega on the corner of 53rd. His daughter, Ella, is gonna go to Columbia. I only met her the one time, and I still remember that. And I think meeting a real life Norse God is a little more memorable than some teenager who wants to study criminal justice.
dothelokimotion: (Comfort was the answer to all)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2022-01-24 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ his lips twitch. ]

So it doesn't take much?
threeterparker: (004)

[personal profile] threeterparker 2022-01-24 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Peter shakes his head. ]

Why do I get the feeling you are determined to get me to say you're forgettable? I'm not going to, man. If anything, I'm going to remember this conversation even more now.
dothelokimotion: (Illegal to consider their existence)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2022-01-24 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . That's your goal?
threeterparker: (029)

[personal profile] threeterparker 2022-01-24 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
My goal? I don't have a goal, we're just talking. Mano a mano— er... Man to god.
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2022-01-24 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course he can't imagine. They would be horrid eating. So he'd rather pass that up entirely.

"You ever read one of those horrible sci-fi or fantasy books that imagine that some dinosaurs survived in some hidden land? That's Savage Land."
prodigalmess: (listening 5)

[personal profile] prodigalmess 2022-01-24 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She wasn't crying before. Malcolm wonders if she's so quickly moved to tears, or she's simply frustrated with the way that the Reptilians make their decisions. ]

The papers must be very detailed. [ He gazes down at her for a moment. ] Are you from Whitechapel?
antifungi: (nenvsUh)

[personal profile] antifungi 2022-01-25 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, he's not even going to acknowledge those wild accusations, where would she ever get the idea he enjoyed those jokes? Surely not from his increasing indifference bordering on tolerance bordering on eventual acceptance of his fate. No, this is purely an Ellie Thing, and he is only indulging it because he might never have seen her again. A moment of weakness he's clearly going to come to regret. Soon, probably, from the way she's clutching that book and the ways yet they have to walk.

Still, though, despite his immediate reaction - a roll of his eyes and another put-upon groan of a sigh - he wouldn't do different. ]


...Well, if you hate it that much, I might still have the receipt somewhere.

[ He tugs his bag shut again, slipping it back over his shoulders, regarding her with something probably a little softer than mere tolerance, but which he has no intention of acknowledging, either.

Her joking thanks is plenty, as far as genuine efforts go, and Joel simply nods, gesturing to the pair of shoes she's traded out and her full hands. ]


Come on, pack it in and let's get a move on.
dothelokimotion: (The sound of Night Vale fighting back)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2022-01-25 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ he squints at peter for a moment. ]

It sounded like one.
puntificates: (6FdvAEZ)

[personal profile] puntificates 2022-01-25 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, over my dead body.

[ it's mumbled more to herself than to him - he can take this pun book from her corpse if he wants it, just try her - as she finishes tying the laces of her new shoes, wiggling her toes in them experimentally. they fit well, will last her quite a while - though she can't help but lament they're destined to get dirty fast. you win some, you lose some.

she sees Joel's already itching to get on the move again, and Ellie's nodding once in acknowledgment before unzipping her pack and carefully settling her haul inside; the tin is tucked into a pouch where it won't rattle or make noise with motion. old habits die hard. ]


You're gonna tell me about what happened, right?

[ she's on her feet, adjusting the sit of the bag over her shoulder and fixing him with the familiar look that says she's Ready when he is. ]

You went somewhere with a bunch of stuff, went on a crazy shopping spree, and...

[ where's the rest of his island-hopping adventures? he said he'd been at it for months before, so she's sure there's more to tell. he didn't think she'd be so distracted by Shiny New Things she'd forget the rest, did he? that would be real tragic. ]

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