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Autumn TDM

POLYMYTHOS: AUTUMN 2021

Test Drive Meme


Ⅰ. ARRIVAL
You can read all about your character's arrival in the game lore.
The island looks very much like a cute little seaside town from New England, the sort overrun with tourists in the summer. But it’s not summer anymore, is it? No. Even on warm days the air holds a secret knife-edge of chill. Autumn is here.


The gently rolling hills beyond the little town are alive with reds and oranges and yellows, a riot of fall colours just begging to be used as the backdrop for a Hallmark movie. The town itself is likewise picture-perfect, with a bandstand in the middle of the park at the center of town where sometimes bake sales are held during the day and local concerts in the evenings. Mr. Terwilliger from nearby Terror Lake is even going to put on a one-man performance of the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore! Is there a church painted white with a red roof? You bet your ass there is. There’s little restaurants and corner shops that will keep you happily fed, and all sorts of little tourist shops that will keep you up to your neck in shitty keychains and postcards.

Notes:
1. Please remember to mark threads appropriately with Content Warnings when necessary.

2. These prompts are a jumping off point - how they affect your character and their development is up to you.

3. These residents of the island are normal humans. Killing them is possible and will affect the colour grading of your Scrywatch depending on the situation.

4. Any food is safe to eat, and is consumable by non-human entities.

5. Have fun!



Ⅱ. PSL 4EVAH
The Coffee Shop AU is an alternate universe fanfiction trope; in most cases, one of two characters is the barista, and the other is or becomes their favorite customer.

Love it? Hate it? Too bad, you’re living it.

That’s right - succumb to the siren call of pumpkin spice and walk through the doors of C’Ya Latte and you’ll find yourself either in line like a normal customer, or suddenly and inexplicably behind the counter. Hope you know how to work that milk steamer.

Regardless of what role you suddenly find yourself in, you won’t be able to leave the coffee shop until a full shift has been completed. Not unless one of you notices that the tip jar on the counter is suspiciously radiant. Thanks for the tip! reads the sign in bubbly letters that actually sparkle, and yes, it’s a clue: if one of you offers up some heartfelt advice to the other, the coffee shop doors will unlock themselves.

Notes:
1. A full shift is eight hours, regardless of what time you may have wandered into the shop. Both customer and barista are trapped for the duration.

2. Yes, the barista gets free drinks.



Ⅲ. PUMPKIN PATCH KIDS
CW: Monsters, blood
If you wander just outside of town, you’ll find a road that is lined on either side with trees displaying their autumn colours. There’s a sign reading “this way to the PUMPKIN PATCH!” with a little arrow pointing down the road, and should you take a stroll you’ll find yourself at a quaint little farm. There’s a big red barn, some goats and chickens you can go and gawk at, an apple orchard, and of course the advertised pumpkin patch.

There is a little stand set up by the entrance to the farmyard, and as you pass by the kid manning it will hand you a cellphone.

“It’s for the scavenger hunt,” she explains with a smile, also handing you a list. “You and a partner have to take a picture of each of the things, and then you come back here and you get a photo prize!”

The list reads:

- one of you holding a pumpkin! :)
- you holding hands while one of you goes down a road/path!
- feet with autumn leaves!
- apple cider or hot chocolate (you can find these at our concession!)
- something you think is truly beautiful!

If this is a little too twee for your tastes, you can of course choose instead to wander the fields of pumpkins and apples. There will be children running around right up until the sun begins to set - one little tyke in orange footie pajamas seems intent on chasing after you as you walk, ducking out of sight whenever you turn to try and see him clearly. He appears to be wearing some sort of mask, which is a little weird.

As the sun bleeds out in the western sky, the shadows of the orchard grow long and longer. If you choose to wander out that way you’ll find that the neat rows of apple trees have begun to twist and turn, creating a maze that spirals inward. Sunlight fades from bruise yellow to purple, and in the twilight you find yourself at the center of the orchard.

There is a mound of earth here. If you walk around it, you will find it’s not just any pile of dirt: it’s a barrow. There is an old, nearly collapsed entrance there just barely showing above the ground. In front of this there is a stone into which the following is carved:

“Accept this sacrifice.”

As you read the words, you feel the ground shiver beneath your feet as the barrow splits open and a creature pulls itself from the stinking womb of the earth.

It is ten feet tall with an emaciated body and a grotesquely oversized head. The skull looks pulpy, and the face is a grinning nightmare of teeth and milky white eyes. Its fingers are nearly as long as its forearms, tipped with claws that cut through flesh as easy as butter.

Looks like it’s time for you to run.

But you cannot seem to find a way out of the maze… even if you can fly. You just seem to wind up back at the center no matter what you do. And the creature is always there, moving toward you as soon as you stumble back to its grave.

Accept this sacrifice.

What could that mean? Has someone given something up for you? Now would be a great time to acknowledge it. Have you given something up for someone else, and resented it secretly all these years? Maybe time to get it off of your chest.

Or maybe you’re much more literal. Maybe you carry a sharp object everywhere you go and don’t mind spilling a little blood… yours or your companions.

Whatever you do, you better do it fast or the creature will sink its talons into you and pull you back into its final resting place.

Notes:
1. If characters complete the photo scavenger hunt, they will each receive a photograph of an important memory.

2. The only way out of the maze is to either cop to a sacrifice - the character’s or another’s - or spill some blood in front of the creature.

3. You can try to fight the creature, but it is extremely difficult to kill. It also has a tendency towards not staying dead, and might pop up again later during your visit on the island when you least expect it.

4. No, you don’t get to keep the cellphone.



Ⅳ. CRAFT FAIR
There is of course a town hall in a town this quaint, and it of course is host to a craft fair! It is, after all, right before the holidays! What holidays? Well. All of them! Look, just come get your uncle some salmon rub and your mother-in-law a candle or something.

The hall has tables end to end, and there’s plenty to buy: jams and jellies, honeys, tea blends, and even locally roasted coffee. There’s jewelry and scarves and knockoff UGGS, knitted toys and home decor that reminds you to live, laugh, and love.

There’s also a row of tables near the back of the hall where you can actually sit down and do some crafts yourself!

There’s a few stations. A lot of locals seem to be making some sort of masks out of straw and twigs and burlap - there doesn’t seem to be any room for you there, though.

More accessible and less unusual are stations to make friendship bracelets at. There’s bright coloured thread and easy to follow instructions! It’ll be fun! No, really - as you work, you’ll start to feel quite relaxed and pleasant. Whoever you’re working next to will also seem super easy to talk to. Who knows? By the end you might have a new friend to give your bracelet to.

Notes:
1. You can purchase things from the fair, but if you can’t fit it in your bag it will not come with you off-island.

2. Eavesdropping on the locals making masks, you’ll hear them talk about ‘the holidays’ a lot, but that’s the extent of it.



Greetings, prospective Travelers! Welcome to the Autumn 2021 POLYMYTHOS test drive meme and thank you for your interest in our game! Our next application round will run from August 27 - September 3, 2021. For the Autumn season, we invite you to use this TDM to explore but one of many, many islands within the Endless Isles; use it as an opportunity to introduce and familiarize yourself with the game, form connections with other characters, and just have some fun. (Perhaps while also getting some solid samples together for your application!)

Use the prompts provided below as-is or feel free to write your own set within the environment detailed in each. You're even welcome to access the network via your character's ScryWatch. While there will be some inevitable changes, TDMs may count as game canon and some islands may be revisited in the future. Be mindful of your surroundings -- you never know how you and your fellow Travelers might affect this place in the long run.

Killer idea: pumpkin spice playlists!!


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[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-08-20 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
She smiles and shakes her head, "Nope not magic. Just your regular ol' government created super powered person."
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[personal profile] detectivemiracle 2021-08-20 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not paranoia if there really is something going bump in the night. Right?

She's passed the mound a few times now, made note of the inscription, though it also means nothing to her - some weird culty nonsense, at worst, she assumes. She's dealt with weird cults a couple of times before.

But the shadow that shifts near the mound doesn't look human to her. ]


On your right.

[ She hisses that to the strange man, her senses on high alert, and really missing her gun right about now. Whatever this thing is, she's pretty sure the demon-forged bullets Maze made for her would hurt it. ]
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[personal profile] detectivemiracle 2021-08-20 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Not particularly," she says, which is a half-truth. And shrugs. "It just seems... pretty crazy. All of it."

And that's a full truth.
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[personal profile] antifungi 2021-08-20 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You've been— [ Yeah. Okay. Nevermind trying to have a reasonable conversation, here, this one's on some nonsense, too.

He shakes his head, scrubbing a hand over his face, a mask of frustration. ]


...Or a goddamn scavenger hunt?
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[personal profile] antifungi 2021-08-20 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No, then it's just common sense.

Which getting as far from this thing as possible already is, even before some twisted, hulking thing starts to lurch itself up out of the disturbed earth. In the dark, still draped in earth, it had been easy to miss, but when it starts to move, slithering up out of the barrow's caving in side, there's no missing it.

He's back on his feet almost before she warns him, though the direction's still appreciated. That thing's arms must be half as long as it is tall; he'd swear he felt it swipe the air just in front of him as he lunges backward.

The hatchet is out of his belt and in his hand, but this isn't a fight he wants to try. ]


Run! [ He doesn't wait for her, only glancing back as he breaks for the maze of trees surrounding them. ]
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[personal profile] detectivemiracle 2021-08-21 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't have to tell her - though the sentiment is appreciated. She bolts as well, and if she wasn't literally running for her life from a big, scary monster, she might be a little surprised at the speed and agility her gruff companion demonstrates.

Still, she's no slouch herself - she's chased down suspects, though she's a better sprinter than long-distance, and this is not terrain she's particularly used to. At home, in LA, on the streets and sidewalks, she's far more comfortable.

So she follows him, keeping at his heels, eyes and ears peeled for the thing that's chasing them. Right up until they burst into a clearing and she realizes - ]


Shit!

[ Somehow, they've wound up back at the mound again. Right back at the monster's lair. Accept this sacrifice. ]

There has to be a way out.
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[personal profile] antifungi 2021-08-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shit is right; Joel very nearly echoes the sentiment, before she cuts him off.

A way out - that's almost funny. He'd only tried stopping her in the first place hoping she knew one, herself. Now it's looking like they're both just caught in the same trap.

Behind them, the creature shrieks, a grating sound that raises his hackles. His jaw works as he tries to think past the nasty jolt of shock that winding up back here again sends through him, too like that lingering pain in his gut. ]


You find one. I'll hold it off.
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[personal profile] detectivemiracle 2021-08-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
What? I'm not going to leave you here!

[ Chloe may be terrified, eyes wide, shoulders tense, and lacking a weapon, but even though she doesn't know this guy, that doesn't make it okay for her to just abandon him here to that - that monster.

Accept this sacrifice. She backs up a step, spots the inscription at the corner of her eye. ]


We're getting out of this together.
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[personal profile] antifungi 2021-08-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
We don't have a lot of options.

[ And they don't have time to debate this, either. He isn't planning on dying here, but that's always a risk - at least fighting back gives them a chance.

He nods to her, hefting the hatchet in his grip. ]


You find a way through the trees, I'm right behind you. But that thing isn't gonna give us time to try anything without one of us keepin' it busy.

[ He can already see the twisted shadow of it again, taller even than he'd thought, upright, and not exactly taking small strides toward them. ]
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[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-08-21 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well the scavenger hunt is a new one on me but it's better than the time I got sucked into some weird dimension where my boyfriend was a sweaty vampire demon thing. That was gross and dangerous, this just seems kind of...cute? And wholesome.
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[personal profile] detectivemiracle 2021-08-21 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ It is very tall. Very tall, and very scary. The guy has a weapon, but it's not much of one, certainly won't be much use against those long, talon-like fingers, or claws, or whatever they are. And the jaws in that oversized head -

Accept this sacrifice.

She takes another step back, her mind working over those limited options. Sacrifice. She doesn't want either of them to get hurt, or die, that's for sure. They could keep running, but she's been trying to get out of this maze for hours, and always winds up back here. At the mound. At the stone.

Accept this sacrifice. ]


He went to Hell for me.

[ She says it quietly, taking another step towards the stone with the inscription, and the monster turns its attention fully to her. As if it heard, maybe as if it understood. ]

He went to Hell for me!

[ She finds her voice, yelling it at the monster, hurling the words like a weapon, and then -

It's gone? ]
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-08-21 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Kyle looks skyward. "Another superhero?" he asks, then looks back at Roxy. "Well. You're in good company. Not so much the government created part, but the superpowers."
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[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-08-21 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
She giggles and gives him a playful shove, "Yeah I know. UGH. Superheroes, we're sooooooo boring."
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-08-21 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Kyle snorts. "Uh, yeah. There's been like... zombies and gangsters and magic plants and giant bugs... This island is actually pretty chill, so I'm just gonna enjoy it. They have apple cider. That's pretty dope."

Because that's clearly what matters.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-08-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
He snortcackles. "I didn't say that! I meant you guys are all gonna give me a fucking complex. David and Quentin both have superpowers, too. And my best buddy Carter. AND I think there's gods wandering around, like Thor."

He steps up to the little concession and gestures for Roxy to order whatever she likes. He gets cider - he doesn't know when he'll next get to have any.
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[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-08-21 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Roxy orders a cider as well a big soft pretzel, she bats her eyes at Kyle as he pays for them both.

"Don't let superheroes give you a complex, trust me, we aren't that great. Most of us are super emotionally fucked up and the only thing we are good at is getting into fights with like giant monsters. None of us have like real skills, people or even like job wise because most times we work for the government or have some creepy old rich guy who pays for everything so it's not like we know how to hold down a regular job let alone a career."
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-08-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Kyle sips his drink before taking the phone to point at Roxy.

"That actually makes me feel better. Thank you."
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[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-08-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
She grins and holds up her cider, posing for the camera before continuing.

"You're welcome sweets. Trust me you're lucky not to have superpowers, they make life extra weird. Like you think going through puberty is hard normally, try learning how to masturbate with saaaay the ability to turn into any substance you touch. Can you say walking spooge-man?"
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[personal profile] cute_hats 2021-08-21 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Ooooooh..." Molly peers at her. "Huh, I thought I was a millennial."

Honestly, she didn't know what she was. All she knew was people talked about millennials like they were young people, and she was a young person, so it only made sense that that was what she was. Unfortunately, she had not googled it, like, ever and now she couldn't so...oops?

"Well, I like avocado toast too?"

Hey, it was a point of connection! Maybe!

"Well of course not. I'm Princess Powerful!! Did you get a good picture yet? Or was I making a goofy face? I wanna make sure it's a good smile..."
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-08-21 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
"That's revolting." He makes a face and studies their list. "So what's your thing?"

He gestures for her to follow him. They need a path or road, and he thinks they can use the orchard for that.
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[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-08-21 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
She grins and follows him, using her powers to float herself along next to him. She then rotates herself upside down and in front of him.

"My thing, is that I make gravity my bitch."
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[personal profile] detectivemiracle 2021-08-21 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"It sounds like, I don't know - some weird virtual reality game run amok, or something," Chloe says, baffled. "Magic plants?"
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[personal profile] detectivemiracle 2021-08-21 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're not a millennial," Chloe assures the child. Who knows what her generation is called? Not that it matters.

Oh, also she forgot to snap a picture, because she was so startled by the show of strength. Though the name Princess Powerful just reminds her of Trixie again. It's exactly the sort of superhero name her daughter would give herself.

"Try again. Smile for me."

She holds up the camera, offering the girl a smile of her own. See? Super strength, no big deal!
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-08-21 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyle looks genuinely jealous. "Aw, man. When I was little I totally wanted to fly." A sigh.

"Well, you'll be in good company. Nobody's been able to fly off the islands though, in case you thought you'd try. Hey, c'mon, this way, I figure between the trees will be all Pinterest looking."
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[personal profile] gravity_grrl 2021-08-21 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
She drops down onto the ground with practiced ease, skipping alongside him. "That's because flying is dope! I can take you with me if you want, you don't look heavy so I can take you flying later if you want. Aladdin style, all 'I can show you the wooooooooorld."

Walking towards the Pintest trees she wrinkles her nose, "I didn't even think to try and fly off the island. Guess that either makes me dumb or just used to this kind of shit, I've been sucked into enough random dimensions to know that there's usually a riddle or test you need to succeed in before leaving."

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