"Because I'm kind hearted." He says and then explains further. "There was this weird book on one of the other islands and it had all these mythological beasts in it and when you read about one out loud it would materialize."

"So my dumb ass read about the Bicorn and the passage in it said that it 'devours kind-hearted and devoted husbands.' So I guess it decided to just lick me since I'm not married...."

He pauses and then raises an eyebrow at David, "Inter dimensional parasites? Ew, sounds nasty."