[There's a little grump coming into her voice, the wind making the brim of her hat flap a bit before she reaches up to keep it in place.]
I've got things to do. Besides, I don't know any version of any bible or religious text that said the afterlife is one big beach party. Unless this is supposed to lull us into a false sense of security before the fire pits come out and little devil imps come out to jab us in the butt.
[See, Jessica didn't think it was too much of a stretch that she'd wind up in hell. She had blood on her hands. It made sense to her.]
But I also don't think Hell's upgraded to apple watches.
[She held up the wrist with the Scrywatch attached.]
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[There's a little grump coming into her voice, the wind making the brim of her hat flap a bit before she reaches up to keep it in place.]
I've got things to do. Besides, I don't know any version of any bible or religious text that said the afterlife is one big beach party. Unless this is supposed to lull us into a false sense of security before the fire pits come out and little devil imps come out to jab us in the butt.
[See, Jessica didn't think it was too much of a stretch that she'd wind up in hell. She had blood on her hands. It made sense to her.]
But I also don't think Hell's upgraded to apple watches.
[She held up the wrist with the Scrywatch attached.]