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Summer TDM

POLYMYTHOS: SUMMER 2021

Test Drive Meme


Ⅰ. ARRIVAL
You can read all about your character's arrival in the game lore.
You land on an island, no surprise there. It’s not particularly large, this island, but what’s really more of note is that the entire thing is a beach. White sand stretches out in every direction, the only greenery being palm trees and impossibly fragrant bushes of flowers that resemble hibiscuses.

Allergic to the sun? Don’t worry, there’s plenty of canopies set up so that you can get some shade. There’s also changerooms with toilets and showers, and also free swimsuits that fit you perfectly! There’s plenty of food stalls - try a corndog, or the fish and chips at “America’s Scrod Basket!” Groovy! Once night falls, you can relax in one of the many hammocks strung up between the palm trees, or catch some Zs on the surprisingly comfortable beach chairs all over the place. All of your basic needs are met, Traveler!

Notes:
1. Please remember to mark threads appropriately with Content Warnings when necessary.

2. These prompts are a jumping off point - how they affect your character and their development is up to you.

3. Have fun!



Ⅱ. BEACH BLANKET BINGO!
All of the residents of this island look like they’ve stepped off the set of a 1960s beach party movie. Catalina Caper, maybe. They’re all extremely friendly, and BOY do they love to dance! Which they do. Frequently.

In fact, did you notice the live band? Because there’s a live band! A few, actually - they rotate through the day and into the evening, although you never actually see them switch. That’s pretty weird.

The island residents will drag you into one of their many, many dance parties whenever they can. Sometimes they’ll just form around you like a horrible flash mob, twisting and shaking like they’ve downed a gallon of redbull.

Maybe you want to get as far away from the water and the parties as possible. Venture further inland and you’ll find yourself still surrounded by sand and a few tropical plants. There’s bound to be a few other Travelers about, but at least it’s quiet.

Wait. What the hell is that, a lawnmower?

Surprise! As you stand there, a dune buggy comes plowing over the hill, spraying sand everywhere. Inside of the buggy is a group of young people, all smiling broadly at you and any other Travelers nearby.

“Hello, friends!” they cry. “Want to take a ride? Charlie’s got a ton of these, you can borrow one!” So if you really feel like careening all over the island, this is a great way to do it!

Notes:
1. These residents of the island are normal humans. Killing them is possible and will affect the colour grading of your Scrywatch depending on the situation.

2. The food is safe to eat, and is consumable by non-human entities.

3. The short creepy guy who has the keys to the dune buggies might be a little pissed if you trash them, but he can be mollified if you listen to his shitty music and tell him it's good.



Ⅲ. SURF'S UP!
CW: drowning, possible death.
As with all of the islands you will visit, you will either see the island as floating either in a horizonless sky, or in the middle of a wine-dark sea. Regardless of which you see, you soon discover that you can go surfing in it.

That’s right - there’s a bunch of boards set up down at one end of the beach. Wander down and you’ll find yourself suddenly embroiled in a surfing contest! That’s right, it’s you versus another Traveler - first one off of their board is the loser! Win and you’ll be the most popular person on the island for the duration of your stay! People will lavish attention and gifts upon you. Lose and you’ll be ridiculed! They’ll probably even make fun of your mom!

Whether or not you care about winning, once you’re in the middle of the contest you and your fellow Traveler will see someone swimming not far away from you. Or they were swimming - now they seem to be going down and popping up, looking terrified. The realisation comes to you suddenly: they’re drowning.

You have a choice here - you can forfeit the win to save this stranger, or you can leave them to their own devices. Your opponent will have the same choice. Be a hero, or be a winner?

Notes:
1. Obviously, the decision to save the swimmer or not will affect the colour of your Scrywatch. Both parties may decide to save the swimmer, or both may decide to continue on with the contest. Your reason for saving them can also make an impact - are you saving them only to be considered a hero by the island residents?



Ⅳ. TERROR AT ROCK-OUT BEACH!
CW: unwanted romantic attention from a monster, optional sexual themes.
You’re just sitting there minding your own business when you suddenly realise that you’re very nearly alone. In fact, it’s just you and another Traveler, maybe a few. Where did everyone go?

Suddenly a shadow falls over you. You turn and are greeted by what looks like a man in a vaguely fish-like costume; it has flat webbed feet, a body covered in what appears to be rubber seaweed, and a triangular head with huge rubber gills sticking out to either side. Its immobile mouth has pointy teeth, and its bug-eyes appear to have pupils merely painted on.

This monster waves its arms threateningly. “Gaaaaah!” it says. Its voice is muffled. “Gaahhhhhhhhh!”

Somehow it is a lot faster than it looks, and the next thing you know it has enfolded you in its embrace.

“You will be Flupper’s bride!” the monster shouts, regardless of your gender identification. It looks at whoever happens to be in your general vicinity. “Who this?”

Struggling, you realise that Flupper is stronger than any creature you’ve ever encountered before. You can’t seem to get it to let go of you, and it's rocking against you in such a way that it makes a sound like the soles of sneakers on a gym floor. On the plus side, it doesn’t have any genitals so at least it’s not as bad as it could be. Still, desperate times call for desperate measures! “That’s my partner!” you claim before you can think about how stupid an idea that is.

“You bride? LIES! Flupper can tell!”

“We can prove it!”

“Oh yeah? Tell something only bride would know!”

Oh shit. Now you’re stuck - you and your fellow Traveler have to admit to something true about love or intimacy, under the guise of it being about the other. Flupper’s lie detecting abilities are good enough to call you out on untruths, but not good enough to know who you’re talking about.

He’s not letting you out of his squeaky embrace until you’ve convinced him that you’re a couple.

Notes:
1. It’s up to you how much of this back and forth it takes to convince Flupper that you are ‘brides.’

2. You can choose to abandon someone in Flupper’s grip - this would be reflected in your Scrywatch colour. Probably negatively, unless you feel strongly about the morality of fishman marriage via kidnapping. The ‘bride’ would then be forced to attend an extremely dull ceremony lasting three days and three nights. For the duration of your stay on the island, you would now be married and expected to bring Flupper its slippers and pipe every evening.

3. You can try to kill Flupper. Unlike the other residents of the island, it is extremely resilient and strong. It is possible, however.

4. You can keep this completely G rated - maybe all you know of love is that time in first grade when you got a Valentine card from the cutest kid in class - but if you DO get saucy, please mark your thread with a Content Warning.



Greetings, prospective Travelers! Welcome to the Summer 2021 POLYMYTHOS test drive meme and thank you for your interest in our game! Our next application round will run from June 25 - July 2, 2021. For the months of June, July, and August, we invite you to use this TDM to explore but one of many, many islands within the Endless Isles; use it as an opportunity to introduce and familiarize yourself with the game, form connections with other characters, and just have some fun. (Perhaps while also getting some solid samples together for your application!)

Use the prompts provided below as-is or feel free to write your own set within the environment detailed in each. You're even welcome to access the network via your character's ScryWatch. While there will be some inevitable changes, TDMs may count as game canon and some islands may be revisited in the future. Be mindful of your surroundings -- you never know how you and your fellow Travelers might affect this place in the long run.

Hang ten, Moon doggy! Seeking those killer jams?


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death_calling: [Commisioned icon/ please do not take] https://commiss.io/junk (It takes the truth to fool me)

[personal profile] death_calling 2021-06-26 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
It takes Olivia a moment to catch her breath, taking a glance over her shoulder as well in order to stare at the strange partiers. Everything Kyle says can be agreed upon with a nod of her head. "Yeah, it feels like we've stepped into a weird Mystery Science Theater episode. Those people just aren't right." She shouldn't poke into someone's personal history, holding back on asking about the 'getting shot at' comment.

Instead, the offer for a snack or drink takes precedence. "Sure, a grape snowcone sounds good right about now." She extends one hand to him politely. "Thanks for the help back there as well. I'm Olivia, and you are?"
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (hey)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-06-26 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Olivia is completely right - it really is very MST3K inspired.

Kyle shakes the offered hand. "Kyle Broflovski. A human from a world where Netflix exists." Yes, that's how he's introducing himself now.

"Dude, yeah, let's see if there's grape."
extrasensory_problems: (hair in face)

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-06-26 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Carter shrugs, "It's okay. I just don't know a lot of other mutants so I probably won't know a lot of who you are talking about."

"So do you have any questions about this weird set up at all? I don't have a ton of answers about the who or why but I can tell you what I know."
extrasensory_problems: (concern)

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-06-26 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The strange monster sounds so glum that Carter almost offers to hug it but then thinks better, after all what if Flupper decided that was a come on and chose him as his next "bride."

"You will buddy, just like...try to be less forceful okay? Always remember that consent is cool and mandatory." Carter offers as Flupper lumbers back towards the ocean. Once he sees its fishy head go beneath the water he turns to the poor woman who had been the object of Fluppers desire.

"Are you okay?"
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2021-06-26 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"We could well be from different worlds that both have mutants. I'm trying to not assume that my experience of mutants and who they are is universal," David offered. He doesn't care to name drop, he just wants to make the guy understand as much as all of that.

"Is it wrong that my intention is half to just find someone who does know a lot and get the knowledge form them? Probably a questionable life choice. Do you know if people can truly return home?"
extrasensory_problems: (moody_2_boogaloo)

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-06-26 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Carter sighs and wades into the water a bit deeper, "I appreciate that and I'm sorry if I seem...blasé about it? I've been trying to just roll with this whole weird set up but every once in a while the idea and reality of different worlds really like sets in and it kind of freaks me out."

He chuckles, "I guess now I understand how Lovecraft characters feel."

"I don't think anyone knows for certain if we can return home, most people seem to be putting a lot of hope that this Ancient One will hold up its end of the bargain and eventually it will happen."
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2021-06-26 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The man going deeper into the water gets David's attention. He considers carefully and then rises to step into the water as well.

"I've been to too many different worlds for me to ever get weirded out by this. My goal tends to be 'achieve the mission and get home' when I can."

Except hte last one. He had wanted to stay and be happy. Guess that wasn't happening.

"Higher beings aren't something we can always depend on."
death_calling: [Commisioned icon/ please do not take] https://commiss.io/junk (Tell me your name I'm dying here)

[personal profile] death_calling 2021-06-27 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"A pleasure to meet you, Kyle. Sounds like you and I come from the same kind of world: Netflix, no superpowers. I'll admit, I thought I was the only normal person here."

She can respect his honesty, giving him a subtle smile. Maybe, just maybe, she can trust some of the people here. The non-crazy ones, at least.

"Sounds like a plan. Some of the food being cooked looked really good as well. Are you a fan of seafood at all?"
extrasensory_problems: (smirk)

[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-06-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Carter snort laughs, "Ain't that the truth."

"Well I'm glad one of us is well adjusted to this kind of shit. Any tips for a world hopping newbie?"
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (hey)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-06-27 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Holy shit, finally! I've seriously been wondering if I'm the only boring human around."

It was starting to give him a complex.

"Yeah, it's not bad. Could go for some fish and chips. Nothing here seems to be poison at least."
helpdesk_hero: David Alleyne  / Prodigy - From Young Avengers (Default)

[personal profile] helpdesk_hero 2021-06-27 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"That there is nothing like being well adjusted to this. Life will keep happening, shit will keep going bad. All you can do is refuse to let it break your head."

And it's not easy to do that either. It's the hardest thing that David's ever managed. And he isn't certain he's managed it.
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[personal profile] assemble_the_lovbacken 2021-06-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
As I also said myself, just a second ago, I'm still here, Loki. [With the tiniest bit of trepidation, Thor reached out and gripped Loki's shoulder.] If we actually fight side-by-side, together, we can defeat the most mighty of foes.
dothelokimotion: (Then regret everything)

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2021-06-27 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ loki smiles blandly. it's a nice idea. it's just not true. it'll never be true. he wants to tell thor everything. he wanted to say sorry. he wanted to go home. all these words ached in his chest but thor had no idea.

and he couldn't. he was already the instrument of his own demise. he didn't want to ruin this too. even if it was inevitable. even if it was coming.

he's alone. it hits him solidly in his heart. ]


Of course. Who can stay against us?
assemble_the_lovbacken: (A Feeling . This Pleases Me)

i'm in so much pain

[personal profile] assemble_the_lovbacken 2021-06-27 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Thor grins brightly, the pep back in his demeanor.]

No one. Not even our stupid sister, apparently. [Ugh, Hela.] Thank you for telling me what's to come, Brother. I fretted about our people's fate since I arrived.
dothelokimotion: (Comfort was the answer to all)

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[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2021-06-27 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ keep your head up, he tells himself. this is no worse than anything else. he's had centuries of playacting behind him. ]

Of course. There's no point letting you linger in uncertainty.
assemble_the_lovbacken: (A Feeling . Gentle Smirk)

spain without the s

[personal profile] assemble_the_lovbacken 2021-06-27 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Thor squints at Loki, tilting his head with curiosity.]

Very altruistic of you, Brother.

All right. Enough dallying. Show me the best food stall this island has to offer.

OOC: I'm working on the app currently, and I hope to get it in some time tomorrow. I'm glad to continue, though I'm also okay with leaving this one here!
dothelokimotion: (Truth takes us to dangerous places)

lmaoo

[personal profile] dothelokimotion 2021-06-27 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ loki manages a real smile, faint. ]

As you wish, brother.

( ooc: ahh, exciting!! good luck and yes I'm happy to end here and have lots more brotherly love and pain in the future! )
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[personal profile] extrasensory_problems 2021-06-27 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
He nods, taking in the advice and storing it away for later.

"So," he says trying for a bit of a lighter tone. "Before you started world hopping what did you used to do for fun? Any hobbies?"
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[personal profile] heptanary 2021-06-27 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Dulcie's also unable to resist a keen little smile; she tries to dampen it because she's acting, here. And she shouldn't look the kind of delighted that also looks surprised when acting.

"That's so sweet," she says, and means it; she looks impressed as much as she looks touched, it's rare that she finds men who are so open (except for one who makes her feel bad about it), "and so kind. The positive blowjob review is just thrilling, also."

To their fortune, Flupper appears to—if frustratedly—believe them, though that doesn't mean they aren't still being observed in the moment, as if the water terror is still considering them, but Dulcie has to stop herself from giggling. Because honestly? She looks like someone who would die trying to give a blowjob, but at least her pretense-of-partner is getting amazing ones from someone.
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[personal profile] necrosaint 2021-06-27 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pyrrha Dve was—ow," Harrow is saved from having to think about that one, at least. And she appreciates it with a definite intensity that is odd to put to having her arm pinched, even if she's shaking her hand in the air to displace the sensation.

Something about that makes so much sense. The blood wards. The advice. Protect you from ... us. But it's no longer an allowable topic. There is no looking back, only forward. Harrow the First does not violate Harrow the Ninth's rules; Harrow the Ambiguously Both is toeing the emotional line just repeatedly coming face to face with Nav.

This one, at least, seems very determined to be Nav, and not someone else in a theater who was hearing and seeing as unclearly as Harrow was. "Maybe. Do you even know what the line is for?" Harrow doesn't either, but she seems to be standing on it anyway. (And firmly not talking about the Sleeper; maybe the food will distract.)
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[personal profile] necrosavior 2021-06-27 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Gideon takes a few steps as the line shuffles forward. No one's telling them off for making a scene, and Gideon supposes they don't want their holiday of an afterlife disturbed. The only good part of this conversation is that Harrow knows who the fuck she is. As always, it could be worse.

"It's fried and greasy, and you dip it into one or more sauces," Gideon explains. She looks around and points at a group of people walking away from the tent. A thin veil of flimsy separates—the holy shit that looks like paper—containing the what smells promisingly rich in protein. "That," she points out. "I want that."
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bruce banner | mcu

[personal profile] hulk 2021-06-27 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
𝟶𝟶𝟷. 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕
    [ It's a shift, Bruce can say that much. Not even a bad one when you stop to compare it to the garbage-mountains of Sakaar or the fighting pits of the arena, or even the cramped quarters of the Statesman, stuffed to the rafters with refugee Asgardians and newly emancipated gladiators. No, this place is a simple slice of Americana. Completely and perfectly normal in comparison to Bruce's recent jumble of days-years that he's still trying to sort out in his head. Way more normal than anything Bruce has had land on his plate in a while. Just a day at the beach with no life-threatening implications or fate of the world hanging in the balance. (Not immediately anyway — that Ferryman hadn't really given a timetable on...anything. At all. God.)

    Which is why Bruce is currently parked on a beach blanket beneath a beach umbrella doing his best to breathe through the beginnings of a panic attack. When you spend the better part of a decade switching between fight and flight and nothing in between... Yeah. "Normal" becomes the new abnormal and throws all the bullshit of the last couple years into stark relief and there must be something so very wrong with him to almost miss Sakaar right now.

    No. He doesn't miss Sakaar. That's the other guy who can sit down and shut up and let Bruce stay in the driver's seat a while. He's had his turn.
    ]

    Well. It's not an Anus, so. That's definitely an upside.

    [ A moment of slow blinking and a double-take show that...yeah. Did not realize he was speaking out loud there and he winces once he does. A sheepish smile as he shrugs. ]

    Long story. Sorry.

𝟶𝟶𝟹. 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚏'𝚜 𝚞𝚙
    [ Okay, so the whole floating-island-in-the-sky is kind of a wrinkle in the whole "normal" shtick they've got going around here. Bruce can admit that for sure. It was easier to miss while still on the landward side but after wandering into an over-enthusiastic crowd of beach bunnies and surfer dudes, shoved onto a board and left to paddle out... Yeah. Less so.

    It's weird because he can feel breezes blowing around his legs and water lapping at his knees at the same time as he sits on his longboard and if he thinks about it too hard he knows he'll get a headache but if things were as simple as not thinking, a whole lot of things in his life would've been much easier to deal with. So instead. You know. He's here.
    ]

    Uh. Hi? [ Awkward. Very awkward. ] ...I have no idea how to use one of these things.

    [ The crowd of spectators cheering from the beach don't seem to know that. Or care overmuch.
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lateness: (s w i m m i n g p o o l)

arrival.

[personal profile] lateness 2021-06-27 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At some point, a rather peculiar man dressed in a noticeably noticeable swimsuit of blue stripes will make his way back up from the water to a neighbouring blanket and umbrella beside Bruce. One hand runs through his wet hair, getting it out of the way of his eyes and sweeping it back, and the other is holding something that resembles a household tool ... with a green glowy bit on top.

It buzzes and the man makes a thoughtful humming sound. ]


Right — good. Not an anus or a gut or tongue in sight. [ Beat. ] Well, not unless we take a trip into the deep, but I haven't got the right swimsuit for that.

[ Is he even talking to Bruce? Who knows anymore? He seems perfectly content to continue prattling on, and does so. ]

Yes, I'd say there are definitely some upsides. [ He nods then and settles onto his blanket, the glowy buzzy stick-thing tucked away into what might be thin air — or just very good swimsuit pockets.

To Bruce, or to no one at all: ]
Just went down to the water to check something.
grayshulk: (pic#12883301)

Arrival

[personal profile] grayshulk 2021-06-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Bruce?

[The last time she'd seen a thing that looked like Bruce on one of these islands, it had been some kind of ghost. The last time she'd tried a beach on an island, there had been a weird skull that fed on the loss and mourning of people to fuel its zombie horde. There is literally nothing good she expects to come from this, but there is that perverse gnawing hope that somehow a version Bruce might end up here and alive.

Also, he mentioned an anus, and she's pretty sure that's not where she'd start this particular seaside hallucination.]
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Malcolm Bright | Prodigal Son

[personal profile] prodigalmess 2021-06-27 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I. ARRIVAL
The only explanation that Malcolm has for any of this is that he's dead. He's not exactly sure how or when he died, but after listening to the Ferryman talk about this being a journey of redemption, Malcolm is sure that this must be the afterlife. It's a weird afterlife, but who really knew what the afterlife was all about anyway?

Apparently, it's a beach.

There could be a worse afterlife, he's sure, but he's not really a beach person. He sits glumly on a hammock, a man dressed in an expensive looking suit and tie, as he surveys the beach around him.

"Are we dead?" He can't help but ask someone who happens to walk by him. Malcolm has to make sure. The Ferryman never specifically told him that he was dead, so maybe there's a slight chance...


II. BEACH BLANKET BINGO
After a day or two, Malcolm is slightly getting into the spirit of this place. He's traded his suit for a pair of swim trunks and a Hawaiian shirt and has gone swimming a few times. Even though he's still not sure if he trusts anyone or anything happening here, it's important to appear to assimilate. Then he won't stand out while he tries to find a way out of here.

The locals are ridiculous. Caricatures of people, really. They're generally harmless though. After trying to resist being pulled out into a dance party, Malcolm eventually relents. What nobody expects is that Malcolm is actually a good dancer. He took ballet for five years growing up. While this isn't ballet, it's clear that he has rhythm and can move to a beat. Who would have guessed that buttoned up suit man can dance?

He sees someone out on the dance floor that he recognizes as a Traveler and Malcolm makes his way over to them. "Did they drag you out here too?" he asks.


III. SURF'S UP
It's easy to get swept up in things here, like this surfing contest. Malcolm was just minding his own business, going for a walk on the beach, when a bunch of locals started cheering for him and placing bets on whether he or another Traveler would win. He tries to tell them that he has no idea how to surf, but they're not taking no for an answer. With a sigh, he grabs a board.

"I've never surfed in my life, so this is probably going to be an easy win for you," he tells his opponent as the two of them paddle out to the starting point.


[ ooc: He's going to save the drowning person in prompt 3 because Malcolm has a hero complex. I'm also open to random wildcard stuff. Feel free to send me a DM or message me at [plurk.com profile] sparks_fly. ]

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